Let me be truthful what is expected of you and me. Here is a typical day: I awake up with you and drive you to work while you do your work prep in a vehicle with a desk for you--we will call the job vehicle. I go home or go hunting, lift, run or some 1 hour fun chore or something at your house (TV) and maybe nap if needed after lunch. I get you at your work and make a meal that I prepared for you, you get that foot massage and back-shoulder rub the last bum you dated-married always got out of--or expected "something" in return; he was always tired because of his first marriage: his job. I expect no spending money but I do expect no complaints-whining-emotional inconsistency in this arrangement. Looking for someone who owns own house, who will fill a freezer and fridge, a professional woman from size small to voluptuous; a woman not married more than once. What I'm not: a cleaning maid, a mechanic, carpenter, launderer, appointment maker, taxi for others, etc.; if you don't or cannot do this and don't have the money to hire someone to do it then I'm not the man for you. What we will do on the weekends or your days off? Have fun, sometimes hunt, camp, canoe, boat, ski on snow and water and the other half is what you consider fun but if I'm brought to the opera or ballet--don't expect me to stay awake. Also note that if your friends or family don't like me because they are jealous of the arrangement I have will not get mad at you about it--but don't expect me at any social events--I already like that arrangement.

Looking for Sugar Momma; smart, cuddly, liberated from the norms of sexual roles and expectational stereotypes, rich with toys, understanding who wants to be adored and on a pedestal; given attention and doesn't mind what other bigots would call a leech. Don’t respond if just curious and/or you cannot meet or want this. No players--don't need a date, need sugar. And remember I'm a guy who will not be married to a job and actually was born with a silver spoon in my mouth who won't need to work one iota for the rest of my life and can guarantee what you gross is what I recieve in 3 months.

Note: I don't drink or smoke and am in bed at 10pm or before, as I'm a competitive bodybuilder who has won regional and state titles for my weight class. Don't attend any bar scenes or dance clubs either. Am proficient at ballroom and all latin styles of dance--in fact our first meeting will probably be just that. Also, don't watch pro-sports and don't have a six pack but a eight pack right under my shirt.