I have tried to conquer the dating scene, and not being the flawless, hollister wearing, drop dead gorgeous type of gay I have always thought I had no chance to grab the attention of a decent hearted man in the gay world. I eat animals crackers and drink coffee every morning. I like to eat at mcdonald's. I go out in my pajamas to buy my groceries. I eat spagetti at five in the morning. I can catch spiders. I can be a good superivsor during small rodent captures and hide myself very well if there is a bat flying around. I can make a mean pop-tart. I like to sleep on the couch with my dogs when i'm tired. I like to wrap myself in blankets and eat sherbet when i read a book. I like to sit by bon fires, but i can't cut down a tree. I like to build snow people. and the two famous people that i most want to meet are Cinderella, and Leatherface.

I want a man who didn't spend half an hour looking at his reflection every morning before he headed out the door...the strong, protective one...a "top" (even that is too vague in my opinion)... the typical man who gets dirty, but is kind and gentle and funny...the one who would go to something if i asked him even if he hated it b/c it meant a lot to me...the kind of man who wants to come home after work and get a back rub and maybe the occasional homemade dinner of spagettios (i can't cook worth a damn...)... the man who sees my imperfections as real beauty.