How does the following error message make you feel?

1. Happy
2. Indifferent
3. Slightly Irritated
4. Annoyed
5. Angry
6. Homicidal

Do you try and convince your friends to try alternatives to myspace, such as Facebook or Bebo?

1. Yes
2. No

How often do you login to Myspace?

1. Several times a day
2. Once per day, usually
3. A few times a week
4. Once a week
5. A few times a month
6. Once a month
7. Once every few months
8. Almost Never
9. I don't have a myspace account anymore

Do you even pay attention to friend requests anymore?

1. No
2. Sometimes
3. Yes

What is your opinion of myspace bulletins that contain quizzes, memes, or "read this and pass it on" messages?

1. I like them, sometimes I even post them myself
2. I usually read them, but I never post any
3. I ignore them
4. I think they're annoying
5. DIE

How does the following photo make you feel?

1. Awww, it's Tom! :)
2. Indifferent
3. Jealous
4. Annoyed
5. Angry
6. DIE

Off the top of your head, how many ways can you think of to improve Myspace?

1. None, I like Myspace the way it is
2. It could use one or two minor improvements
3. Several, Myspace definitely needs some help
4. I could easily think of 10-20 ways myspace could be better
5. Countless, Myspace is an abomination of a website

Have you or your friends ever had their accounts hijacked and started posting spammy bulletins?

1. No
2. Yes

Is your myspace page customized?

1. Yes, it's highly customized with all kinds of graphics and sound
2. Yes, but nothing too extravagant
3. No, it's not customized but I don't mind it when I come across someone elses profile that has customization
4. No, I hate customized profiles. It's like putting glitter on a pile of dog feces.

Has myspace ever crashed your web browser or computer?

1. Yes
2. No (Don't worry, eventually it will)

Have you ever used the extra sections on Myspace, such as Myspace Comedy or Myspace books?

1. Yes, I use them regularly
2. No, but I might try them out
3. No, what's the point? The parts of Myspace I do use already suck harder than the turbine of a jumbo jet, so I'm gonna assume the rest of the site is that way as well.